1) People think you're small. Are you small?
2) Do you wear clothes?
3) What's your name?
4) Are you really a fairy or just a magic person?
That's it. Here's a drawing of me holding this note and a tooth.

The Response from the Tooth Fairy:

The Critique: I'm beginning to wonder if parents might leave these things...
Job Status: Under Review
The Backstory: TAD lost a tooth recently